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So Many Chicks To Choose From!

Some chicks have

THE BODY

Some chicks have

THE BRAINS

Some chicks like to

Dig for GOLD

Some chicks are

INSANE!

 

Some chicks want to

Shop ALL DAY

Some chicks are

Just chill

Some chicks find

The JOY in Life

Some chicks

NEED their pills

 

Some chicks have

A Big Fat EGO

Some chicks are

Plain shy

Some chicks want to

Take what’s yours’

Some chicks

Always LIE!

 

Some chicks are

A gift from HEAVEN

Some chicks are

From HELL

Some chicks want

To love you truly

Some chicks

Ring-your-bell!

 

Some chicks will

INSPIRE your MUSE

Some chicks

Call you names

Some chicks make

You feel so TALL

Some chicks just

PLAY GAMES!

 

Some chicks want

A simple life

Some chicks want

A Castle

Some chicks are

Easy-going

Some chicks are

A hassle!

 

Some chicks know

Your MAGIC BUTTON

Some chicks just

Want KIDS

Some chicks want to

Kiss-you-all-over

Some chicks are

ARACHNIDS!

 

Some chicks think

All men are suckers

Some chicks

Love all boys

Some chicks you’ll

Bring home to Mom

Some chicks are

Your toys

 

Some chicks you

Will call your friend

Some chicks are for using

Some chicks you

Will make a partner

Some chicks you’re

ABUSING!

 

Some chicks want

All of your time

Some chicks

Just an hour

Some chicks make you

ANGRY!

Some chicks give you

POWER!

 

Some chicks only

Add to your burden

Some chicks

Lighten-your-load

Some chicks make you

FEEL LIKE SCREAMING!

Some chicks

Blow-your-load

 

Some chicks have

An hidden agenda

Some chicks

Bare-it-all

Some chicks ask

For your credit card

Some chicks

HATE THE MALL!

 

Some chicks will

Stand by your side

Some chicks are

REALLY SWEET

Some chicks bring out

The best in you

Some chicks are

A TREAT!

 

Some chicks will

Give you comfort

Some chicks will

Cause you PAIN!

Some chicks will

Rub your tired, old feet

Some chicks make

Your tear-ducts rain

 

Some chicks know

The meaning of LOVE

Some chicks know

Only HATE

Some chicks will

Treat you like a KING

Some chicks poor you

They’ll BERATE!

 

Some chicks want

A MAN AS MASTER

Some chicks want

A guy for a SLAVE

Some chicks will

Never NAG you

Some chicks will

Peck you straight into your GRAVE!

 

 

 

And so, dear sons,

Be careful

Be WISE

What kind of chick you CHOOSE

‘Cuz if you’re not

Then trust me, man

It’s you, You, YOU

Who’ll LOSE!

 

Because some chicks have

A honey-do list

Forty life-times long

Some chicks will

Tickle your itching ears

With their siren’s song

 

Yet some chick will

Truly float-your-boat

And down the river you’ll glide

To a place of PURE

SWEET LIFE-LONG BLISS

Ah….what an awesome ride!

 

Let WISDOM be your guide.

תן חוכמה להיות המדריך שלך

חוכמה

 

A poem written by A Sweet Chick

On Sunday, August 17th, 2014

Dedicated to her sons & grandsons